success before work, & divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives
Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here,
this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.
It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No,
it means - With Idiot For Ever
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
EINSTEIN: genius mind
NEWTON: extraordinary mind
BILL GATES brilliant mind
ME: master mind
YOU: oh! never mind
I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night
I see u in my dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!
If u don't agree with me....
Try to sit on a Common Pin !!
to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u
It got washed away,
i wrote your name in air....
It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...
I got heart attack!!!
Two people were asking Me about you,
I give them ur address And cell no
They will b visiting u soon,
Their names r joy n happiness.
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg
Take Care n Have a nice day:-)
pls dnt erase! its really interesting
I miss "MOON" m00n thinks i m serious bUt im joking!
I miss "U" U think i m joking but i m serious!
The only difference is that, Friendship don't have an expiry date
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you...
make u sit beside the candle light,
shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words
in ur ear "PAY THE BILL
Something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be.
It was a fantasy,
a dream come true it was the day I met you.
love is like a dream...
love is 1 word and everything in between...
love is a fairytale come true...
Coz I found love when I found U
I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?
we like to be held and talked too,
but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
sorry, NO BRAIN found...!
try again, again, maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don't force it ugly!!!
Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain
because I've tried.
Neither would a million tears.
I know, because I've cried.
Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy
I was at the zoo.
Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
but circles are never ending.
true friends stay together -
they NEVER say good-bye.
God made women and then no one rested
Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.
if you need a friend, call me ...
if you need me, come to me...
if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and
the third one was caught reading this txt message
Pta chala dono ki sadi ho gai he
Santa-kesi he teri BB
Banta-swarg ki apsra he.
Santa-meri to abhi jinda he.
Its ur life define it urself,
the way u love it and the way u want
it to be.
Coming home late night on friend's bike..& mom waiting outside with
"jhaadu" to beat you
& you ask "Hi Mom still cleaning house"?, . . .;-)
theory k concept me life ki eqn. bigad jayegi,
sochate he nikal ayenge kitabo ki duniya se,
par itna pata he ki inhi kitabo se 1 deen zindagi JДППДT me badal jayegi".
Hero: Manmohan Singh.
Heroine: Soniya Gandhi.
Side Hero : Raja
Villian : BJP
Script by: Karunanidhi.
Guest Appearance: Rahul Gandhi.
Comedy: Sharad Powar
Supporting Actor: Suresh Kalmadi.
Choreography: Sheila Dixit.
Action: Mamta Benerji,
Music By: Nira Radia.
Audience : 100 cr Indians !!!
a-if I say u 2 jump down,will u?
b-yes I wil.
b-bcoz I knw u will catch my hand n pul me up.
a-if I dnt then
b- dn i'll die wid belif that my frnd tried his best but he cudn't.
Frndshp is not about doing something but about belive sum1.
Ye kya kiya tumne ?
Madam apne hi kaha tha,
Jo aa raha hai wahi karo..
Sahab - Tuje kese pata chala ki mera best friend he.
Nokar - Vo keh raha tha ki kamine ko phone de.
Akhir ek dost sacha rup jan sakta he na.
10 min of life.....
MORAL from this:"Ek Hasta hua Sharabi kabhi nahi marta".
But I get disturbed wen u don't disturb me.!"
Because problems gives U dual advice..
One, U can know how to solve that, other
how to avoid it in future
2,00,000 Shadi Pr.
4,00,000 jewellary pr
Shadi ki Rasmo Pr,
Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,
Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
1 Ghante Ka
1 Minute ka
Tauba Tauba. :-/
100 Rupye Ka Stamp
10 Photo k.
Total 180 Rs.
..jago graahak jago...
1847 Ka Famous SmS
Tab mobile tha kya Jo sms hoga?
Tum log b na
Sms dekha nhi ki mobile me Angutha marne lag jate ho
YE MERA BANK BALANCE..
NaHI HeTO KYA HUA
YE MERE MOBILE NUMBER TO He
A dairy milk chocolate specially deliverd to you.
Sorry,Thodi si kha li hai.
Happy Chocolate Day....
But if u start believing that u r happy,
u will be happy forever.
"Wish u tons of happiness!"
ur decision can make luck But Luck can't make your decision"
So always trust urself than ur luck..
jo apni sharto par jindagi jite he.
balki unhe milti h,
jo dusro ki khushi k liye jindagi ki sharto ko badal dete he....
Mrs. & Mr. Sambar Chatni
Invites u 4 d wedding oftheir grandson MASALA DOSA (S/o.
Set dosa) weds PANI PURI (D/o. Bhel Puri)
DAHI VADA HALL, Samosa building, Chappathi road, (Opp.Noodles
So dont miss it ok...
Roshni K Diye Ko Koi Bujha Nhi sktahamari
Dosti To TAJMAHEL Ki Tarh He
Jise Koi DuSra BaNa Nhi skta....
"Mistake Is D 1st Step Of Success"
But It Is Not True
"The Correction Of Mistake"
Is The 1st Step Of Success..
IDBI Rejected Loan for Ambani
Now, he is Planning to Buy IDBI
SBI Rejected Loan for Me.!
turned my life completely around,
I feel lik Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground.
It's not come again!
a romantic story,
in which the
B 4 beautiful Nt!
C 4 cheerful Nt!
D 4 dreamy Nt!
E 4 Evergreen Nt!
F 4 fantastic Nt!
G 4 Ab ye bi hum hi bataynge
ki G 4 Good Nt...
Na wo hath thamo jo chhut jaye
Mat aane do kisiko itna karib ke
uske dur jane se insan khud se ruth jaye.
Coz if Creative thinking invents Aeroplane,
Then Negative thinking invents Parachute..! :-)
which is simple:
just try 1 more time in a different way..
What is d colour of freqency?
that means 1/sec &
So, 1/pal=per pal.
Einstien k baap h hum...
Vodafone 2 vodafone,
Rim 2 Rim,
Airtel 2 Airtel,
Tata 2 Tata &
Bsnl 2 Bsnl
4 Missed call purpose..:-D
Yeh H Jeevan Ki Barbadi..
Beta Bola-Papa Mai Bhi Farz Nibhaunga,
Apne Bachcho Ko B Yehi Samjhaunga.!
Doctor asked: ye ISI mark...
she replied ISI means
''INTELLEGENT SARDAR INSIDE''
english me kya bolun?
Lalu:Milk was sleepin in the Nightwa,
early in the morning it bcom tightwa.!
VODAFONE ka kutta.
What an IDEA sir ji
Ek moti mis undrstnding thai gai 6.
Mara papa tari jode vaat karva mange 6.
A nathi manta k monkey pan vat kri sake 6...