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Monday, 2019-12-09
  • Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
    success before work, & divorce before marriage.
    but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives 

  • Child Donkey: Mum with whom shall I play, every donkey is busy.
    Mother Donkey: Don't worry son, see here, 
    this donkey will be free after reading this SMS.

  • Husband asks, do you know the meaning of WIFE. 
    It means… Without Information fighting every time! WIFE says No, 
    it means - With Idiot For Ever

  • What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? 
    Stress is when wife is pregnant,
    Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, 
    Panic is when both are pregnant.

  • GALILEO: great mind
    EINSTEIN: genius mind 
    NEWTON: extraordinary mind 
    BILL GATES brilliant mind
    ME: master mind 
    YOU: oh! never mind

  • I have a confession to make ever since 
    I met u its been hard for me to 4get u every night 
    I see u in my dreams and find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!

  • Some times small things in life hurt a lot..... 
    If u don't agree with me....
    Then >>>> 
    Try to sit on a Common Pin !!

  • To live this life i need a heart beat,
    to have a heart beat i need a heart to have a heart i need hapines and to have hapiness i need u

  • Wrote your name on the sands.....
    It got washed away,
    i wrote your name in air....
    It got blown away,so i write your name in my heart...
    I got heart attack!!!

  • Hey listen...... 
    Two people were asking Me about you, 
    I give them ur address And cell no
    They will b visiting u soon,
    Their names r joy n happiness.

  • Height of fashion?
    Dhoti wid zip.
    Height of secrecy? 
    Blank visiting card.
    Height of stupidity?
    Looking thru a keyhole of glass door. 
    Height of honesty? 
    Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
    Height of de-hydration?
    A cow giving milk powder. 
    Height of timewasting?
    U reading the whole msg

  • Friendship is the rainbow between 2 hearts sharing of 7 colors. 
    Take Care n Have a nice day:-)

  • A 992 i n0279q biquT2 2m2 pni992 .2iHT 9>IiI (use mirror to read) 
    pls dnt erase! its really interesting

  • I miss "STARS" sTARs think i m serious bUt i m joking! 
    I miss "MOON" m00n thinks i m serious bUt im joking!
    I miss "U" U think i m joking but i m serious!

  • Medicines and friendship cure our problems.
    The only difference is that, Friendship don't have an expiry date

  • Today is Donald Duck's birthday ....
    So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know. 
    Just like I did by sending this sms to you...

  • I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, 
    make u sit beside the candle light, 
    shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words 
    in ur ear "PAY THE BILL

  • Once Upon a Time,
    Something happened to me.
    It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. 
    It was a fantasy,
    a dream come true it was the day I met you.

  • Love is like a cloud... 
    love is like a dream... 
    love is 1 word and everything in between... 
    love is a fairytale come true... 
    Coz I found love when I found U

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, 
    I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

  • Girls are like phones,
    we like to be held and talked too, 
    but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! 

  • We will now upgrade your brain,
    please wait....
    still searching.... 
    sorry, NO BRAIN found...!

  • This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
    try again, again, maybe you are..
    just not smart??
    one more time.
    hey don't force it ugly!!!

  • WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever

  • Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.

  • Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... 
    Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain

  • A million words would not bring you back,
    I know,
    because I've tried.
    Neither would a million tears. 
    I know, because I've cried.

  • Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together

  • Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards

  • ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction

  • Why were males created before females?
    Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy

  • This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

  • All day I thought of you....
    I was at the zoo. 
    CNN News. 
    Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama.
    FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

  • Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

  • Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

  • Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

  • Always draw a circle around the ones you love,
    never draw a heart because hearts can be broken,
    but circles are never ending.

  • Memories last forever, they simply never die, 
    true friends stay together - 
    they NEVER say good-bye.

  • God made man and then rested.
    God made women and then no one rested

  • I believe in Angels, the ones that Heaven sends.
    Each day I tell those Angels, you are my best of friends.

  • Friendships multiply joys and divide grief.

  • If you need advice, text me... 
    if you need a friend, call me ... 
    if you need me, come to me... 
    if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!

  • Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

  • What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women

  • What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

  • News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 
    1 was caught watching tv... 
    another playing football and 
    the third one was caught reading this txt message

  • 2 dost salo k bad mile
    Pta chala dono ki sadi ho gai he
    Santa-kesi he teri BB
    Banta-swarg ki apsra he.
    Or teri?
    Santa-meri to abhi jinda he.

  • "Dont accept other's defination of life."
    Its ur life define it urself, 
    the way u love it and the way u want 
    it to be.

    Remember it.
  • What is bravery?

    Coming home late night on friend's bike..& mom waiting outside with 
    "jhaadu" to beat you

    & you ask "Hi Mom still cleaning house"?, . . .;-)

  • " ye kitabo ki duniya samajte samajte zindgi nikl jyegi,
    theory k concept me life ki eqn. bigad jayegi,
    sochate he nikal ayenge kitabo ki duniya se,
    par itna pata he ki inhi kitabo se 1 deen zindagi JДППДT me badal jayegi".

  • Film "LOOT LE INDIA"
    Hero: Manmohan Singh.
    Heroine: Soniya Gandhi.
    Side Hero : Raja
    Villian : BJP
    Script by: Karunanidhi.
    Guest Appearance: Rahul Gandhi.
    Comedy: Sharad Powar
    Supporting Actor: Suresh Kalmadi.
    Choreography: Sheila Dixit.
    Action: Mamta Benerji,
    Music By: Nira Radia.
    Audience : 100 cr Indians !!!

  • 2 frnds siting on hil top-a and b..
    a-if I say u 2 jump down,will u?
    b-yes I wil.
    b-bcoz I knw u will catch my hand n pul me up.
    a-if I dnt then
    b- dn i'll die wid belif that my frnd tried his best but he cudn't.
    Frndshp is not about doing something but about belive sum1.

  • 1 ladke ne exam sheet par POTTY krke teacher k haath me thama diya.
    Ye kya kiya tumne ?
    Madam apne hi kaha tha,
    Jo aa raha hai wahi karo..

  • Nokar - Sir,apke kisi best friend ka phone aya tha.
    Sahab - Tuje kese pata chala ki mera best friend he.
    Nokar - Vo keh raha tha ki kamine ko phone de.
    Akhir ek dost sacha rup jan sakta he na.

  • A Drink Decreases 5 min of life & A Smile Increases
    10 min of life.....
    MORAL from this:"Ek Hasta hua Sharabi kabhi nahi marta".
    Keep Smiling

  • "I do not care wen u disturb me...
    But I get disturbed wen u don't disturb me.!"

  • Character for styly sms:

  • Always welcome ur problems...
    Because problems gives U dual advice..
    One, U can know how to solve that, other 
    how to avoid it in future

  • Arrange Marriage:-
    2,00,000 Shadi Pr. 
    4,00,000 jewellary pr

    Shadi ki Rasmo Pr,
    Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Kharcha,

    Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha
    1 Ghante Ka
    1 Minute ka

    Tauba Tauba. :-/
    Love Marriage::-*
    100 Rupye Ka Stamp
    20 Notery
    50 Varmaala
    10 Photo k.
    Total 180 Rs.

    Paisa apka
    pasand apki
    Faisla apka

    ..jago graahak jago...
    1847 Ka Famous SmS





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    Sms dekha nhi ki mobile me Angutha marne lag jate ho

  • 88 ARB
    66 KROD
    37 LAKH
    09 HJAR 
    44 RUPYE....


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    A dairy milk chocolate specially deliverd to you.
    Sorry,Thodi si kha li hai. 
    Happy Chocolate Day....

  • "If u wait for happy moments, U will wait forever..
    But if u start believing that u r happy,
    u will be happy forever.
    "Wish u tons of happiness!"

  • "Luck is not in your hands.But decision is in your hands"
    ur decision can make luck But Luck can't make your decision"
    So always trust urself than ur luck..

  • Zindagi me khushi unhe nahi milti,
    jo apni sharto par jindagi jite he.
    balki unhe milti h, 
    jo dusro ki khushi k liye jindagi ki sharto ko badal dete he....

    Mrs. & Mr. Sambar Chatni 
    Invites u 4 d wedding oftheir grandson MASALA DOSA (S/o. 
    Set dosa) weds PANI PURI (D/o. Bhel Puri)
    On 32-13-3000.
    DAHI VADA HALL, Samosa building, Chappathi road, (Opp.Noodles 
    Rasagulla Nagar,
    Biryani Post,
    Pulav Taluk,
    Hallwa Dist,
    So dont miss it ok...

  • Umeed Ki Kasti Ko koi Duba Nhi skta
    Roshni K Diye Ko Koi Bujha Nhi sktahamari
    Dosti To TAJMAHEL Ki Tarh He
    Jise Koi DuSra BaNa Nhi skta....

  • Everybody Tells:
    "Mistake Is D 1st Step Of Success"
    But It Is Not True
    "The Correction Of Mistake"
    Is The 1st Step Of Success..

  • NightBlog: In 1969,
    IDBI Rejected Loan for Ambani
    Now, he is Planning to Buy IDBI
    SBI Rejected Loan for Me.!

  • Ur precious love has
    turned my life completely around,
    I feel lik Im wlaking but
    my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground.

  • Life is Beautiful
    -One Day
    -One Hour
    -One Minute.
    It's not come again!
    So plz
    -Avoid Fight
    -Avoid Angry

  • ''Marriage is 
    a romantic story, 
    in which the 
    hero dies 
    in the 

  • -A 4 acchi Ni8!
    B 4 beautiful Nt!
    C 4 cheerful Nt!
    D 4 dreamy Nt!
    E 4 Evergreen Nt!
    F 4 fantastic Nt!
    G 4 Ab ye bi hum hi bataynge
    ki G 4 Good Nt...

  • Na wo sapna dekho jo tut jaye
    Na wo hath thamo jo chhut jaye
    Mat aane do kisiko itna karib ke
    uske dur jane se insan khud se ruth jaye.

  • Negative thinking is as important as creative thinking...
    Coz if Creative thinking invents Aeroplane,
    Then Negative thinking invents Parachute..! :-)

  • Most people refuse 2 understand d secret code of success 
    which is simple: 
    just try 1 more time in a different way..

    What is d colour of freqency?
    Frequency= 1/Time
    that means 1/sec & 
    1sec=ek pal.
    So, 1/pal=per pal. 
    So,its PURPLE!!
    Einstien k baap h hum...

  • ON 3-3-2011
    All India
    Vodafone 2 vodafone,
    Rim 2 Rim,
    Airtel 2 Airtel,
    Tata 2 Tata &
    Bsnl 2 Bsnl
    Totally free





    4 Missed call purpose..:-D

  • Papa Bole-Beta Kbhi Na Karna Shaadi,
    Yeh H Jeevan Ki Barbadi..
    Beta Bola-Papa Mai Bhi Farz Nibhaunga,
    Apne Bachcho Ko B Yehi Samjhaunga.!

  • Pregnant sardarni ne pet par I.S.I. mark laga rakha tha...
    Doctor asked: ye ISI mark...

    she replied ISI means


  • Raabadi ask Lalu:Suniyeji 'Dahi Jamane' ko
    english me kya bolun?
    Lalu:Milk was sleepin in the Nightwa,
    early in the morning it bcom tightwa.!

  • RELIANCE ka palang, BSNL ka gadda, AIRTEL ka takiya, TATA ki rajai,uske ander Aap

    VODAFONE ka kutta.
    What an IDEA sir ji 

  • Tu free hoy to call karne yar
    Ek moti mis undrstnding thai gai 6.
    Mara papa tari jode vaat karva mange 6.

    A nathi manta k monkey pan vat kri sake 6...