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Sunday, 2017-11-19

Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.

Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.

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Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?

Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.


Movie Director, "Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”

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Nervous Actor, "But suppose I got injured or killed?”

Director, "Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”



Computer programmar

Some future film titles will be like :-

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein
7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat8)
8 ) Tera code chal gaya—Tera jadoo chal gaya
9) Har Din jo mail Karega—Har dil jho pyar karega
10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi—Pyar koi khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai—Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
13) Raju ban gaya MCSE—Raju ban gaya Gentleman
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana—Pyar karo sajna
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha—Pyar tho hona hi tha
18) Partition (Deewar)
19) 1942 – A Bug Story—1942 – A love story
20) Kaho Na Virus Hai—Kaho naa pyar hai
21) dot-Company (Company)
22) Program Instruction Aur Method —Pyar Ishq aur mohabbat
23) Crash Se Crash Tak (QSQT)
24) Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai—Haan mene bhi pyar kiya hai
25) BugVadh
26) Logon (Lagaan)
27) Shaheed Hacker Singh—Shaheed bhagat singh
28) Hacker 420
29) Password De Ke Dekho—Dil deke dekho
30) Terminal Apna Login Paraya
31) Mr Network Lal—Mr.Natwarlal
32) Meine Debug Kiya—Meine pyar kiya
33)Terminal Sajake Rakhna—Doli sajake rakhna
34) Debuggers ki Rani Hackers ka Raja
35) Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Karta—Kyonki mein joot nahi bholta
36) Phir Teri Perl-Script Yaad Aayi
37) Server se — Dil se
38) Mission Virus—Mission kashmir